"Better get the tape measure out here... Yep, you're tiny."
I'm not sure if de-legging is part of it, or if it falls under a separate sub-category of troubling masturbatory fodder.
"Let me check my 56 copies of Catcher in the Rye"
I love the mechanic-from-Alabama-looking-at-a-Ferra
Her posture kinda throws me, but I'll assume that's a tail.