faustine guggenheim-astin (_faustine_) wrote in teen_council,
faustine guggenheim-astin

there's a yellow rose in rotterdam...

come correct on your fashion game this season with the latest look sweeping catwalks from milan to new york: jaundice.

some say jaundice is back in style. i say it never went out. whether you acquired it from eating dirty ass in the bathroom of the cock, from the turkey artichoke panini at panera, or from an attention-grabbing tylenol overdose, the saffron glow of jaundice tells all your admirers that even though your body’s ability to remove toxins and alcohol from your bloodstream may be severely compromised, your firm command of chic most certainly is not.

jaundice: try it on. it’s very you.
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